The Substitute Teacher. Thirteen lines of “I will not believe the fedslop.” on the board, and he's still writing. Printed full color on a cozy crewneck that brings the joke to your everyday rotation. Built on a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a ribbed collar and double-needle stitching, it pairs soft comfort with lasting shape. Pull it on for cooler days and let the message do the talking.

Product features

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
• Classic crewneck fit for comfortable everyday layering
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
• Full-color front print

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean