This classic crewneck tee carries a quiet, witty attitude — a soft black canvas with a short, deadpan line across the chest: “I told the priest I would chill.” It feels like a shrug you can wear: relaxed proportions, neat ribbed collar, and a clean, minimalist print that reads like an inside joke. Wear it to coffee runs, late-night record digs, or low-key gatherings where dry humor lands best. The fabric drapes comfortably, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. It’s an easy, everyday shirt that slips into routines and sparks a small smile without trying too hard.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and reduces stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat