I Told My Priest I Would Chill T‑Shirt
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This classic crewneck tee carries a quiet, witty attitude — a soft black canvas with a short, deadpan line across the chest: “I told the priest I would chill.” It feels like a shrug you can wear: relaxed proportions, neat ribbed collar, and a clean, minimalist print that reads like an inside joke. Wear it to coffee runs, late-night record digs, or low-key gatherings where dry humor lands best. The fabric drapes comfortably, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. It’s an easy, everyday shirt that slips into routines and sparks a small smile without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and reduces stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |