I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck

I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck

Maroon / S
$60.00 USD
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I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck
I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck

I Told My Priest I Would Chill Crewneck

$60.00 USD
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Soft, slightly oversized, and quietly bold — this crewneck sweatshirt carries a low-key sense of humor for people who appreciate dry wit and relaxed style. The understated white script on a deep black background reads like a private joke: confident, conversational, and effortless. Wear it while running errands, meeting friends for coffee, or lounging at home; it layers easily under a coat or stands alone as the outfit’s voice. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels warm without weightiness, and the ribbed collar and reinforced seams keep the shape after repeated wear. Small embroidery or printed neck labels keep the interior comfortable against skin. This sweatshirt moves with your day — casual, witty, and built to last.

Product features
- Embroidery options at left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton; meets safety & compliance standards


Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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