A soft, midweight crewneck that reads like a private joke shared among late-night researchers and documentary deep-divers. The clean chest embroidery keeps things understated up front, while the back graphic—an illustrated portrait with hand-drawn stars and the phrase “Conspiracy Girlie”—adds playful rebellion and personality. Wear it to low-key meetups, long reading sessions, or when you want an effortless layer that signals curiosity and a taste for oddball culture. The fit is relaxed, the fabric holds shape, and the attention to small details (tear-away label, reinforced seams, optional embroidery placements) makes it feel considered every time you pull it on.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Embroidered chest option; large printed graphic on back with DTF/DTG printing details
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically grown US cotton; tear-away neck label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
